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Eight lucky bachelors get an awesome surprise when they learn that celebrity power couple Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are there to judge the guys' performance in a "husband material obstacle course".

It's a tight race, but then Lucas has to show extremely poor sportsmanship by stiff-arming Kenny.

Rachel is looking for someone who is "husband material". He got a kiss for his efforts but just a tiny one. One of the best shows on TV. "Lucas is garbage", Blake said to the camera. No one was more upset than Blake, who's doubted Whaboom's motives from the beginning.

One of our panelists said everything you need to know about Lee (and the remaining pool of guys) at this point: "Honestly, there were a number of guys that could have gone here, so I just chose to pick the one that looks like Julian Edelman".

Later, Kenny dismissed both of them as "white dudes acting insane". We literally got to watch them grow up on screen as Kelso and Jackie. Rachel liked his look - they both have gaps in their teeth - his romantic potential and his soul, which she described as handsome.

"He loved it, and Copper warmed up to him which is important to me", she added. Before the dates begin, Chris Harrison gives the men a here-for-the-right-reasons check and they all pass-barely. But then they learn the second part of their date - a game in front of a packed house! Obviously. Was she upset and humiliated and a little fearful that maybe all the guys actually had secret girlfriends, too? Yes.

Copper looks longingly at the pool while chaperoning a date with Peter and Rachel.

In perhaps the greatest move in Bachelorette history, Rachel says, "I'm not here to be played so I'm really going to need you to get the f*ck out". They meet Rachel at a gymnasium to play basketball with - wait for it - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

We had some foreshadowing of what was to come when Rachel complained that DeMario had "dunked" on her during practice and Kareem responded, "Sometimes people do a Jekyll and Hyde on you, you never know". Blake decides to tell Rachel about his reservations about Whaboom because tattling on another dude is always a good idea.

A mystery woman showed up and said they were together for months and he still had key to her apartment. Of all the places to go in Palm Springs, Rachel and Peter go to "Barkfest", which is like a dog day-party.

Many fans remember Lindsay as one of the only level-headed and witty girls from Viall's season and she reiterates that at the beginning of her cocktail party stating "My life motto is to keep it 100". But he insisted he'd broken it off before coming on "The Bachelorette".

Meanwhile, a shocked DeMario's all-over-the-place response to Lexi? My squeal of delight almost matches the level of Lucas's "whaboooooooooom" when Rachel, Copper, and that guy she's on a date with traipse into a doggie pool party, complete with pugs on swan floats and spaniels in photo booths.

I guess even well-worn reality TV shows can throw some unexpected ingredients into the stew lest the constant repetition of "He's not in this for the right reasons" makes our collective heads explode. This turns out to be the girlfriend of one of her guys left back home.

Season 13 has just started and things are about to get more exciting.

DeMario seems like he's gunning for Rachel's heart - even though he didn't formally apply for the show! Unfortunately, she wasn't allowed to confirm the identity of the reported victor.

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